Can you guess the connection between these two?
and
I thought not.
Keenly aware of the dearth of Friday Factoids in recent weeks, I resolve to make amends. To that end, it is of the utmost importance for you all to know that birds are terrified of Tina Turner.
So much so, in fact, that sleepy Gloucestershire Airport has been blasting her tunes out over its runway to keep it clear of potentially dangerous avian intruders. According to airport Chief Fire Officer Ron Johnson, "We used to broadcast tapes with birds' distress sounds, but we found they don't work very well -- and what the birds really hate is Tina Turner."
Apparently the birds are particularly quick to vacate the premises when her 1971 duet with then husband Ike "Shake a Tailfeather", is performed.
I made that last bit up.
Have a good weekend.
T
p.s. Since it's Friday, I thought I'd call Tina & get her views on this - a transcript of the conversation follows:
Tom: I’d love
to talk to you about your music being used to scare birds on this runway in
Gloucestershire.
Tina: What’s
love got to do with it?
Tom: Fair
point, I guess. Uh, do you think this use of your music denigrates it in any way?
Tina: Typical Male. Show some respect.
Tom.: Sorry
Tina – I didn’t mean to be cheeky.
Tina: Ask
me how I feel: You better be good to me.
Tom: Ummm
ok – how do you feel?
Tina: Not
enough Romance
Tom: Oh.
(coughs) Well, er, enough about your private life, Tina: why haven’t you toured the UK in such a
long time?
Tina: I can’t
stand the rain.
Tom: OK
thanks Tina. Nice talking to you. Until next time.
Tina: Until
the right man comes along.
Tom: What?
Tina:
Nothing. Bye.