You really shouldn't have. No really, you shouldn't...

And so following on from yesterday's images of destruction from the office party, it is perhaps timely to reflect on the secret Santa "gifts" that were distributed beforehand.

As usual, there was a somewhat interesting range of presents given out amongst the team at JG towers, ranging from the imaginative (er, a box of biscuits) through slightly left field (Lego fridge magnets anyone?) to the downright cheeky (Chelsea shirt for a West Ham fan and Man U calendar for a Liverpool fan).

To the right is a very, ahem, flattering picture of me (on the left) sporting my special gift, alongside our Product Manager Will. Yes, that old cliché of a Christmas gift of safety goggles and ear protectors (not the rubbish cap, Ed.).

Um, Santa, if you're out there. Why? Answers on a Lapland postcard. Or you could just leave an anonymous comment. You just may have won yourself the coveted title of most random JG secret Santa gift 2006. Previous winners have been lemon curd and a padlock. Not to mention my personal favourite of a £5 lottery ticket (the limit was £10! Cheapskate!).

What rubbish did you get from your secret Santa this year? Leave a comment and let us know!